Roast My Site ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Drop a URL or describe your project. Our AI will tear it apart โ€” then show you exactly how to fix it.

3 free roasts per hour โ€ข Usually takes 10-15 seconds โ€ข See a sample report โ†’

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See what a roast looks like

4/10

example-startup.com

"Your site looks like a template that forgot to grow up."

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your-site.com

"Your turn. What will the AI think?"

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How it works

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Pick your target

Paste a URL for site roast, describe your project, or both. We handle the rest.

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AI analyzes everything

Site: design, copy, SEO, 50+ KPIs. Project: market fit, pricing, competition, viability.

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Get your roast

A brutally honest score + actionable fixes. Free tier roasts. Paid tier transforms.

More than just a roast

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User Personas

See your site or project through 3 different customers' eyes. Who bounces? Who converts? Why?

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Competitor Analysis

Auto-detected industry. Your strengths, their advantages, your biggest missed opportunity.

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50+ Checks

Site: technical KPIs, SEO, performance. Project: market fit, pricing, growth signals. Every issue ranked by impact.

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AI-Ready Export

Download your fixes as markdown โ€” feed it to Claude, Cursor, or Copilot and auto-fix everything.

Free roast in 15 seconds โ€ข Full report for โ‚ฌ9.99 โ€ข No account needed

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