Name: AI Roast of AI website roasting tool
Item: AI website roasting tool
Rating: 5
Author: Roast My

5

"Clever execution, terrible TAM. You've built a polished solution to a problem indie hackers don't know they have—and won't pay €9.99 to solve."

AI website roasting tool

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Indie hackers already roast their own sites for free in Discord/Twitter. You're selling a shower thought at premium pricing to a demographic that values free feedback loops.
Your ICP (indie hackers) earn $0–$500/month. Charging €9.99 for a one-time roast means you need a 2–5% conversion rate just to break even on acquisition. Twitch streamers have better conversion rates.
The freemium model is backwards: Haiku roasts are already mediocre. Offering weak free roasts to bait a €9.99 upgrade teaches users to ignore your free tier, not upgrade it.
Zero defensibility. Anyone with API access can build this in a weekend. HackerNews users will fork it before you hit 100 customers. Your moat is customer list + brand—both non-existent.
Targeting indie hackers means competing for attention in the noisiest, most saturated market segment. They see 50 'build in public' projects weekly. What makes *yours* sticky enough to share?

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Sarah, 34
Marketing Manager

❌ Bounce

"The hero section made me feel like I was back in 2012. I couldn't find the pricing and left after 8 seconds..."

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Alex, 28
Frontend Developer

✅ Convert

"Clean layout but the lighthouse score is killing your conversions. I'd fix the CLS issue first..."

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