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Item: https://example.com
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68 D

✅ 21 passed ⚠️ 22 warnings ❌ 6 failed

⚡ Performance 100/100 A+ 🔒

Page loads in 150ms, 5KB, 0 scripts, 0 stylesheets

✅ Page Size 5 KB

✅ Response Time (TTFB) 150 ms

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🔍 SEO 45/100 F 🔒

Title: ✓ | Meta: ✓ | H1: 1 | OG: ✗

⚠️ Title Tag Test Site

⚠️ Meta Description A test

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🔒 Security 56/100 D 🔒

HTTPS: ✓ | CSP: ✗ | HSTS: ✗ | Headers: 2/8 🔓 Unlock details

♿ Accessibility 60/100 D 🔒

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📱 Mobile 80/100 B 🔒

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✅ Best Practices 79/100 C 🔒

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Sarah, 34
Marketing Manager

❌ Bounce

"The hero section made me feel like I was back in 2012. I couldn't find the pricing and left after 8 seconds..."

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Alex, 28
Frontend Developer

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"Clean layout but the lighthouse score is killing your conversions. I'd fix the CLS issue first..."

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