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Rating: 7
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"Actually not bad"

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Sarah, 34
Marketing Manager

❌ Bounce

"The hero section made me feel like I was back in 2012. I couldn't find the pricing and left after 8 seconds..."

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Alex, 28
Frontend Developer

✅ Convert

"Clean layout but the lighthouse score is killing your conversions. I'd fix the CLS issue first..."

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